Freed: I've added these figures ten times. 
Teacher: Good work! 
Freed: And here are my ten answers !
 


My cat is great at math. 
Really ? 
Ask him how much is two minus two. 
But two minus two is nothing! 
That's what he'll answer, nothing!
 
Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?
Jackie: Nine.
Teacher: That's not right, you'd have eight.
Jackie: No, Teacher, I'd have nine. I already have one rabbit at home!
 

Father: How were the exam questions ?
Son: Easy
Father: Then why look so unhappy ?
Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers !
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