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Can you tell me where elephants are found ?
We don't have to find elephants, they're so big, they don't get lost !
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I failed every subject except for algebra.
How did you keep from failing that ?
I didn't take algebra !
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Teacher: Are you good at math ?
Pupil: Yes and no
Teacher: What do you mean ?
Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math ! |
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Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4 ?
Pupil: That's not fair you answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one !
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